You know you are a parent when...
1. You are drowning in clean laundry...
2. Your draining rack features as many craft items as it does eating utensils...
3. For everything you own that is dangerous (and therefore interesting) you have a fake/toy version...
4. You consider yourself lucky to have gone to the toilet and only returned to this little mess...
5. Every cupboard that has something breakable in it features a plastic equivalent...
6. Running out of bananas meant you had to use all your best peace keeping skills (and make an emergency trip to the supermarket)...
7. Finding cream cheese on your hair brush isn't odd...
8. If you fancy a bath you must first wade through this lot...
9. Getting to put your feet up for a few minutes is a note worthy event...
10. You have no idea how you would function without these...
11. You love your small people more than words could ever express...
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